Scene: Two gorgeously attractive married people sit in the waiting room of the OB flipping through a baby magazine. Wife turns to a list of "Essential things for expectant parents"
Husband: What is a layette?
Wife: I have no idea.
Husband: What is an OH-NEE-SIS?
Wife: What? (looking down at the list)
Wife: {hysterical laughing}
Husband: What? What is it?
Wife: ONESIES!! ONE-SIE!
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Yeah, the first time I saw that word in print I prounounced it the same way too. Here's one from my husband: for some reason, he thought the phrase was BUG in the oven, not BUN. I don't know why.
ReplyDeleteHa! Jeremy thought at our wedding I had bridesMATES. I guess it kind of makes sense, but still made me laugh.
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