The morning we realized our baby has been replaced with a TODDLER

Rule #1 Do no allow toddler to eat massive amounts of blueberries before bed

Rule #2 Apparently, you don't get sick if you eat your own pooh

Rule #3 Always, ALWAYS remember to tell the babysitter that toddler MUST wear a onesie to bed underneath his pj's and sleepy sack

Rule #4 Make your husband get out of bed to help you clean it up, even if it is his first day off in 21 days. 

Rule #4 If you wake up to a naked butt on the monitor - it ain't gonna be a pretty morning

and lastly, be thankful that the 

MASSIVELY LARGE SHIT BALL 

went overboard with the soaking wet diaper and all that was left to play with, smear and eat were tiny little 

turdettes