Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I'm definitely pregnant

Yesterday was a busy day.

I went to work (boo!)

I got my hairs cut.

I met up with some old friends for dinner.

I picked Jeremy up from the airport at midnight.

And by the time I got home, I realized that I had lost something,

two things actually,

My ankles.

Nowhere to be found.

I panicked, and searched high and low.

Luckily, they reappeared this morning and I'm hoping they won't run out on me again.

Dear Darling Ankles,

I will never take you for granted again. I will rub lotion on you and once summer rolls around I will adorn you with bracelets and sun you on the beach. I promise once I can no longer see you over my GINORMOUS belly - I will take you to the salon and have you pampered by an Asian esthetician. Please don't team up with my calf as a thicker extension of my lower leg because my toes and feet look like BOATS without you.

Fondly,

Tam

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